Huh? January and February? Haha, uh, that's kind of weird.

_{[ He's being critical even though he's waltzing? Good grief. Austria may even notice him humming lightly to the tune-- he's familiar, at least. He's a little slow and he keeps looking don at his feet, but America knows the basics of a box waltz. ]}

Come to think of it, a lot of your customs are weird, man. Don't get me started on lederhosen. No bitches ever gonna catch me wearing that shit, haha!!

_{[ why is he so mean ]}